Captain Learn-A-Lot

Eductional Metal #forthekids

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About Captain Learn-A-Lot

After dying a mysterious and violent death, world renowned pro wrestler Captain Learn-A-Lot signed a deal with the devil…a record deal! Captain Learn-A-lot recorded an album of sweet, sweet hits that was about more about partying hard and doing all the cocaine. No the Captain didn’t come back from the dead to waste time. He was here for the kids! “Hey Kids! Yer Gonna Die” features a litany of tracks about the importance of learning how to read, self esteem, and the power of knowledge… the unholy power.

When the master tapes for Captain Learn-A-Lot first arrived at the Dreaming Ansible HQ, we had to leave them outside for a month just air out the suffocating stench of Brimstone. Followed by a month of burning sage and the sacrifice of a few very hard working interns. Steve, Stephanie, and Benjin, we truly could not have done this without you! Once we were able to handle the tapes without dying, the tunes were undeniable!! Truly out of this world.